Swedish PM Göran Persson is not very good at speaking foreign languages. This is a true story - he once visited London for a European summit, and relaxing after hours, he hooked up with a London hooker:
- I love you, Persson said, somewhat uneasy and eager to "break the ice".
- I love you too, the hooker said routinely.
Now Persson had to think really hard. He didn't want the hooker to see him as some kind of foreign bum. Said he finally:
- I love you three!